dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

lifehackable:

More School Hacks Here

snarky-knight:

shouldnt:

when you have a lot of homework and not enough time

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When you have a group project due the next class

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superbmarksman:

i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies

werey0uh0nestwithy0urself:

aminaabramovic:

I don’t get these posts that go like “part of me wants to be a hot girl at the bar and the other part of me wants to read and sip tea in a bookstore”

like you can wear red lipstick and a leather jacket and sip tea and dance in the rain and go to the gym and curl up in bed and get turnt the fuck up and go to church

you can literally have it all sis

the world is yours

This is the most inspiring thing I have ever read

sassmasterbenny:

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

no. the exact amount plus $5. you’d make yourself an actual millionaire without doing ANYTHING. imagine how much that’d piss off your nagging family members insisting you go to post secondary and make something of yourself.

ruinedchildhood:

Anna Kendrick Plays Ariel in Little Mermaid Parody on SNL [Video]

leighdanielavidan:

I asked my friend; do you know anyone who would be willing to dress up like a ninja, play piano, and occasionally murder people?”

iwishihadafather:

BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM I REPEAT BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM HE IS BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM THIS IS A CVS NOT A BEACH NOT YOUR HOUSE PEOPLE HAVE PISSED ON THIS FLOOR AND JESUS HAS DIED FOR YOUR SINS AND NOT SO YOU CAN BE BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM

iwishihadafather:

BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM I REPEAT BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM HE IS BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM THIS IS A CVS NOT A BEACH NOT YOUR HOUSE PEOPLE HAVE PISSED ON THIS FLOOR AND JESUS HAS DIED FOR YOUR SINS AND NOT SO YOU CAN BE BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM

best-of-imgur:

Neat.http://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com

kasprik:

maesterfili:

R2 says the chances of survival are 725 … to 1.

C-3PO you tactless shit.

Those were the days.